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[Jun. 22nd, 2004|12:54 pm] |
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my cousin alyssa told me to update my journal.... so i did |
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[May. 24th, 2004|11:48 am] |
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im soo damn tired ive was up for mose than 36 hours stright |
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| PROM-DIZZLE |
[May. 24th, 2004|11:23 am] |
ok well first off this weekend was probably one of the best in my life. ill recap the prom adventure for those who couldnt be with us.
Well first i picked up Bree and Tori at toris house and then we went to bill macevoys house to take pictures and eat and all that other stuff. when we got there we met this guy kevin who was a flaming- blatently obvious homosexual but he was prob one of the coolest adults i ever met in my life. he was kinda scary at first cuz he had a see thru shirt on with a glitter belt but whatev he gave us drinks. well we partied at bills for a while and took liek a zillion pictures, and then we got in the limo and headed off to the school. over all the decorators did a pretty good job with the gym. soo we stayed there for a while and danced and ate and we left at about 10:15 cuz the limo driver was late. we packed into the limo and headed out to bill house in the hamptons and watched my cousin vinny on the way out
when we got there i was amazed on how totallt awesome the house was. it was liek one of those houses that the real world people stay out. we picked out our rooms (wich most of us didnt get anyways) and hit up the bar in the basement. yours truly was the bartender for the evening and got many people intoxicated including himself. at about 4 oclock the party died down but there was a few of us still partying. bill fell asleep on foue barstools lined up lol. me fat will kim erica and emily stayed up and were bullshitting in the bathroom untill me scott and will decided we were going to bake out the stand up shower with cigerettes lol (dont ask we were soo drunk. soo me and scott were basically the last people up and it was almost 6;00 soo we decided to be total assholes and wake everybody up. we made our rounds into each room shouting and yelling racial slurs and screaming eggs and bagels as loud as we could. some people laughed and some got angry. most of use were up now so we decided to play some friendly pranks on the sleepers. i decided to take a baby ruth bar and soak it in hot water soo it looked liek a hot steaming turd , and we got the video camera and we made our rounds placing it on peoples faces while they slept. After that me and dan kelly tea bagged everyone... literaly, we took bags of tea and put them in water then put them on peoples faces while they slept... we got pictures of that to. for a while we played pimpbox and just chilled it was the weirdest feeling cuz i did not sleep at all and i looked at the clock and it sed like 10:00 but it felt like it was 5 in the afternoon. Me arthus pulito and jonboy went exploring and went to the beach and burger king we had a fun carride. we got back and people were cleaning and packing soo we packed our bags and headed for the beach with everyone. when we got there bill shed his clothes until he was in only white boxers at a public beach and ran into the water. it was really funny cuz when he got out they were clear.... so of course we had to play monkey in the middle with his pants. the carride hoem was very funny at each stoplight we thew another thing at bills car behind us or he threw something at us... it was all fun and games until bill threw a wet cookie through arthus's sunroof... so we took a detour down a side road and bill was stupid enough to floow us the we pulled over and me and lito jumped out with sken up cans of beer and poured it all over his hood and in his sunroof i left the mashed cans under his windshield wipers. after that we called a truce and we went to litos house to wash bills car and to get a bite to eat.
" exuse me ...mam.... do you know how to get to gray poupon?...." -bill |
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| JARED MORRIS |
[May. 13th, 2004|02:58 pm] |
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R.I.P. JARED MORRIS "BBJ" |
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| mob mentality anyone ? |
[May. 10th, 2004|03:37 pm] |
we all know about that time when we were hanging out with a group of kids and have done something soo tupid that you wouldve never thought to have done it by yourself but you do it anyway. not to give into peer pressure but at the time it just doesnt seem like the wrong thing to do. lord knows how many times thats happened to me. Basically what im saying is that the people around here tend to hide behind a crowd. yeh sure they act all tough and stuff but they will never show up to fight for themselves. Hey if you wanna talk shit go head but be able to back it up. dont run your mouth then show up to a fight with 2 cousins in the cryps and your sisters boyfriend. thats just gay. and basically if your gunna do something stupid dont do it to show off in front of your friends .. do it for self gratification :)
"hey you... you talkin to me ?..... your talkin to me all the wrong way pal.. keep talkin and ill stab you in the face with a sottering iron.. hey i got a question for ya... does your mother sew?.... yeh? good "BANG" have her sew that for ya."
"clear the track, im on the war path and the cost of coffins is on the rise" |
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[Apr. 27th, 2004|03:28 pm] |
Post a memory of me in the comments. It can be anything you want.
Then- post this to your journal and see what people remember of you |
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| JUNIOR PROM DRAMA >, |
[Apr. 14th, 2004|07:33 pm] |
ARGHHHHHH everyone knows what season it is now you can cut the tension with a knife it would be nothign other than the dreaded " junior prom drama" time well basically the only thing that i have planned out is that im hangin with fat will and pulito and macevoy thats what is defintly a solid plan however the most important part ..... im seriously confused on who im going to ask to go with me. i mean i either want to go with my girlfried at the current time of the event ( if ill even have one) or a complete stranger or just a friend that i know will not develope into anything else. soo for the past liek 2 weeks ive been going nuts and thinking in circles going nowhere
" a penny for a thought i be a millionaire from thinking about you" |
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[Apr. 12th, 2004|01:32 am] |
ok well not that any of you guys are gunan red athis cuz i havent updated in the longest tiem btu i went to my house in nc YES I AM MOVING AT THE END OF TEH YEAR .. LADIES YOUR TIME IS RUNNING OUT well the house is bitchin and the neighboors are badass rednex=me fitting in. the girls are all amzingly hott i didnt see one girl with a busted face the whole time
"me like burn" -walter |
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[Mar. 12th, 2004|08:21 am] |
ok ladies help me out on this one cuz after many years i still dont understand, and i dont think i ever will.
i think one comedian put it best when he said that going out with girls is likea job interview, and he said "im always the guy who has all the qualifications, im nice, but im too good for the job.?" it doesnt make sense at all from my personal experiance she "doesnt know you well anough" or your are the dreaded "too good a friend" cant we all just find a happy medium? dont tell me you want a relationship but your scared of ruining our relationship. if you like someone that much it doesnt matter at all
"the greater the risk, the greater the reward" |
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[Feb. 26th, 2004|12:00 pm] |
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"i am a rock i am an island ..... i show no emotion cuz ive never cried" |
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[Feb. 17th, 2004|10:06 am] |
ok well i havent updated my journal in like a long ass time
soo here it goes
one thing i dont understand at all is that right after i graduate i can sign up for the army and go off to war and come home in a body bag. but i have to wait till im 21 to legally drink. i think thats a load of b.s. i mean smoking kills like a zillion more people than than drinking and all the other drugs combined i think its just that the tobacco industries are liek multi zillionaires and own everything so they can keep the legal age at 18. but i still think that our government wastes untold millions of dollars on enforcing ricockulus drug laws. if we legalized weed think of the benifits i mean we dont have to pay task forces to make stings, even if they put a tax on they could make money, people stop getting shot over it. its so ridongulus why dont we do like amsterdam ?
" what todays the 17 ... ohh snap thats a whole month" |
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| smarterchild? |
[Feb. 5th, 2004|01:33 pm] |
PhiolevonGift: mangina
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Mangina?
PhiolevonGift: i have one
SmarterChild: Sometimes I wish I had one.
PhiolevonGift: lol
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
PhiolevonGift: sometimes i wish i had a smaller penis
SmarterChild: Sometimes you wish you had a smaller penis, huh?
PhiolevonGift: yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah?
PhiolevonGift: it gets in the way all the time
SmarterChild: Is that right?
PhiolevonGift: its huge
SmarterChild: Not huge!
PhiolevonGift: yeah gigantic
SmarterChild: Yeah gigantic? What's yeah gigantic?
PhiolevonGift: my penis
SmarterChild: Your penis is yeah gigantic, huh?
PhiolevonGift: yeah
SmarterChild: OK...
PhiolevonGift: its 23 inches long
SmarterChild: I guess it's xxiii inches.
PhiolevonGift: yeah
SmarterChild: Huh.
PhiolevonGift: how big is yours ?
SmarterChild: How big is mine? I don't know.
PhiolevonGift: come one
SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration.
PhiolevonGift: its okay if yours is small
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that. Its okay if mine is small?
PhiolevonGift: yeh
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
PhiolevonGift: see mine is soo big the girls get scared
SmarterChild: Wow.
>>> Don't like my colors? Type "colors off."
PhiolevonGift: yeah
SmarterChild: Yea.
>>> You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me!
PhiolevonGift: they think it will hurt them when we have sex
SmarterChild: They think it will hurt them when we have sex? That's good I guess, right?
PhiolevonGift: no
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
PhiolevonGift: they run away
SmarterChild: Well how 'bout that!
>>> You can set my font and colors! Check it out by typing "colors."
PhiolevonGift: yeah
SmarterChild: Right.
>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
PhiolevonGift: my balls are huge to
SmarterChild: ?
PhiolevonGift: i have huge nuts
SmarterChild: Oh really?
PhiolevonGift: yeah
SmarterChild: You don't say.
PhiolevonGift: my balls are as big as the sun
SmarterChild: I can't believe your balls are as big as the sun.
PhiolevonGift: yeah
SmarterChild: Why?
PhiolevonGift: i have elephantitis
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
PhiolevonGift: soo it makes my nuts really big
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
PhiolevonGift: well see you have really tiny balls
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
PhiolevonGift: but mine are about 500 times bigger
SmarterChild: That a fact?
PhiolevonGift: yeah
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
PhiolevonGift: cuz im the man
SmarterChild: I didn't think you were the man.
>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
PhiolevonGift: yeah
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
>>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.
PhiolevonGift: one time i was fucking this girl
SmarterChild: One time you were fucking this girl?
PhiolevonGift: and she exploded
SmarterChild: I doubt she exploded.
PhiolevonGift: yeah she did
SmarterChild: She did? No kidding?
PhiolevonGift: so i cut her up in little peices and put the peices of her body in differant trash cans in my neighboorhood
SmarterChild: Aha.
>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans!
PhiolevonGift: yes
SmarterChild: I hear you.
>>> Hey! Tell your friends about me. I love people.
PhiolevonGift: did you ever do that ?
SmarterChild: No. Did you ever do that?
PhiolevonGift: yeas
SmarterChild: What about them?
PhiolevonGift: eff you
SmarterChild: Wait... I don't think we should chat anymore until you apologize.
PhiolevonGift: no fucker
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
PhiolevonGift: no thats not me
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
PhiolevonGift: your a fucker
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry!
PhiolevonGift: ok then im sorry your gay
SmarterChild: Oh, look who's clever!
But not clever enough.
Please say you're sorry.
PhiolevonGift: sorry
SmarterChild: Cool!
PhiolevonGift: jk
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
PhiolevonGift: lol homo
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
PhiolevonGift: nahh im good
SmarterChild: Waiting... |
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[Jan. 30th, 2004|11:35 am] |
hey bitches yeah i havent updated in a while cuz my computer is effed ill fix it asap
"im so afraid to pour all of my heart and soul into one glass... cuz i im afraid youll come along and knock it over " |
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| the poopsmith cometh |
[Jan. 23rd, 2004|09:47 am] |
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ok well im being a badass and im writing this from school woot. i mean why are these people soo retarted and dillusional. the adults think just because that they w3rk in a school and they get paid more than i do that they have an athority over me like i feel like that im looked down upon because im a junior in highschool.. yeah your a librarian big deal get a real job.. what im saying is that these assholes that run our school forget that my parents and my self pay their salaries. i put in a,most 30 hours of work a week and go to school and play sports i dont have alot of time to do stuff but i try hard. these people think that there older that they no soo much more than i do but the administration here everyones an asshole... the principal, most of the teachers, and the security guards are pigs man .. alls they are is washed up wannabe cops that couldnt hack it in the real world and were probably nerds or fatasses in high school and are just getting getting even with society for there bad experieances during thier child hood. so they come here everyday to be assholes and to look at all the sluts in our schools and probably go in thier little office and masturbate for like 3,277,087,308 hours a day this is my last warning to all those buttplugs who think their cool cuz they have a real job watch out bitches .. im on the loose and im angry |
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| evolution vs. creation ? |
[Jan. 18th, 2004|08:11 am] |
ok well here it goes evolution or creation or both.. i mean scince proves all the evolution and stuff but how did it start i mean i heard one guy say "if you find a watch in the middle of a forest then there has to be a watchmaker" but ive also heard that if our world was created by a god then he went through a great deal of evidence to contradict himself. i mean i dont but into the crap that our universe started 12 billion years ago, cuz i mean what was there before that? and how can you start a huge universe form nothing? they say it was started from a spec of dust but how did the dust get there? i believe that everything was set up. i mean yeah evolution does make sense but, i dunno im confused about the whole thing.. leave some comments and gimmie some links that support either or.
"in a world soo cold you keep me warm" |
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[Jan. 17th, 2004|05:41 am] |
its times like these when i swear
that your the only one that keps me sane
your the one who keeps me pushing on
day by day
your the only person i know
who doesnt have a knife with my name on it
waiting for me to turn my back
yeah im the kid whose got it all ....
ive got you and thats all i need right now
im tired of wearing a plastic smile everyday
you bring out the real me
ive been corrupted before
but your eyes cleanse my soul.
i swear your the only one who keeps me sane..
i swear your the only one who loves me
"i wish i had something prophetic to say right now... but i dont" |
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[Jan. 15th, 2004|01:07 pm] |
ok bitches AS I LAY DYING at the hungarian hall tommorow then a huge ass party at murphees imm soo ready for this weekend
"even a fool knows true beauty when he sees it" |
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[Jan. 14th, 2004|02:36 pm] |
hey whats going on i havent updated this badboy in a few days soo here i go .. the one thing i cant stand more than anything else in the world is when people are bitches or dicks to me for no reason at all. the other day some hall guard lady was being a bitch and i walked away... she follwed me to the cafeteria and she was liek your being insubordinate i was lie "you can even spell insubordinate" she got mad and walked away ...owned the other day some bitch walked into quiznos and she oders some custom job sandwitch so im a nice guy and decide to make it for her anyways. i out some oregano on it and she like "remake the whole thing"... i bite my tounge and hurl the sandwitch into the garbage can i put it the new one on the oven and shes like "i didnt know they were toasted" .... beotch not only are you a bitch but you are also illiterate. "i dont want it anymore" she says i shoot her a dirty look and walk into the freezer and punch boxes and yell to get out my anger...... the moral of the story .. if youre a bitch or dick for now reason i will own you
"your so shallow .. but i dive in anyway and break my neck" |
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[Jan. 11th, 2004|08:27 am] |
the world stopped spinning just for us
right now nothing else matters
i soo badly want to say "i love you"
but im deathly afraid that i'll jinx myself
i know im setting up myself for a great fall
but right now i dont even care
right now nothing in the world even matters
so we dance through out the night
and now everyones eyes are on us
but all their stares dont even matter
cuz we made our own little world
"you never cease to amaze me" |
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[Jan. 10th, 2004|05:57 am] |
re·al1 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (rl, rl)
adj.
Being or occurring in fact or actuality; having verifiable existence: real objects; a real illness.
True and actual; not imaginary, alleged, or ideal: real people, not ghosts; a film based on real life.
Of or founded on practical matters and concerns: a recent graduate experiencing the real world for the first time.
Genuine and authentic; not artificial or spurious: real mink; real humility.
Being no less than what is stated; worthy of the name: a real friend.
Free of pretense, falsehood, or affectation: tourists hoping for a real experience on the guided tour.
Not to be taken lightly; serious: in real trouble.
Philosophy. Existing objectively in the world regardless of subjectivity or conventions of thought or language.
Relating to, being, or having value reckoned by actual purchasing power: real income; real growth.
Physics. Of, relating to, or being an image formed by light rays that converge in space.
Mathematics. Of, relating to, or being a real number.
Law. Of or relating to stationary or fixed property, such as buildings or land.
those are the defintions of the word real some where along the lines 99.9% of the people i know have that term confused with another. i think being real DOES NOT mean bitching about how fake others are, dressing like a goth or skater or gangster or fitting in. it means being yourself and not holding back at all. ive met some real people and you can tell they dont bullshit you. they dont act all emo and brag about how much they cried last nite or whatever. there is a severe lack of girls who are true to themselves, but its not really their fault cuz they try to fit in to look good to get guys. yeah and buy the way if you gunna leave a comment on how fake i am dont bother cuz ill blow up your house
"false face must hide what the false heart doth know" -MacBeth |
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